Baby Talk, Part II

an exercise in absurdity

I wike hog dogs and macawoni and ceweal. Aaaaand fwench fwies. And chogwate ikes qweem. Momma said no ikes qweem for bwekfast. She said you can have oatmealllll orrrr fwuit but no ikes qweem. and I yowed at her BUT I WANT IKES QUEEM and fwew my bubby on the gwound and said momma I don’t wike you and then momma qwied and got in her ca and vwoomed away. and daddy tucked me in for bedtime sted of momma and read me a stowy and said it’s ok, wiam, you can have chogwate ikes qweem wiff spwinkles for bwekfast tomowow. and then for bwekfast daddy gave me ikes qweem and he dwank his daddy juice and then someone nocked on the dowr. aaand it was the powice and they tell daddy somefin and then daddy dwopped his phone and was cwying. and I said daddy you fogot the spwinkles.