A Mistake That Costs Someone’s Life
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It was her Dad, so I wrote “Headed out of town 4a bit 2 chill. Bad service here. Give mom a kiss. ILY! 😘” He replied with “ILY too ❤️”, so hopefully he’s satisfied for now.
Donna asked about Brandi’s new BF, so I said “he tried to floss at Becca’s wedding. I mean, SRSLY?” and followed that up with “and btw, does he wash his face in grease or wut 🤮”.
Been playing this game for 6 days since it happened. Reading through old texts to get a handle on her sense of humor. Making sure I don’t accidentally send a link intended for her BF (Bryan) to her grandpa (Brad).
Her boss texted “Your shift started almost an hour ago. What’s going on?” so I said “I should have called, but my Grandma died last night and I’m heading to Memphis. Don’t know when I’ll be back, so…I guess I have to quit. Really sorry.” His response was…spirited.
I’m not a fiend, and certainly not a murderer, but at some point they’ll notice she hasn’t been seen – like, actually seen – in a really long time and they’ll come looking. Put out a police bulletin or something.
I think the Everglades is the best spot, with the gators and everything. But I need some gas money to get down there, so until then I’ll keep putting the phone in front of her face (which is starting to slump a bit, if we’re being honest) to unlock it whenever another text comes in. I don’t dare change the password.
I guess Victoria hooked up with two dudes from the stage crew last night.
“WHAT?? You lil’ slut 😂🍆🍆” I said. “Gimme the deets”